{"product_id":"extra-strength-xanax-ornament","title":"Extra Strength Xanax Ornament","description":"\u003cp\u003eDeck the halls with... anxiety relief? Add some hilariously relatable flair to your holiday tree with the Extra Strength Xanax Ornament! This cheeky glass ornament perfectly captures the mood of anyone who's ever needed a little extra calm during the holiday season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLet's be real - the holidays can be stressful. Between family gatherings, gift shopping, cooking disasters, and trying to keep it all together, sometimes we all need a little reminder to breathe. This ornament is for everyone who's ever felt like they needed some extra strength to get through the season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- Friends who appreciate dark humor about holiday stress\u003cbr\u003e- Anyone who's survived a chaotic family Christmas\u003cbr\u003e- Holiday parties where you want to acknowledge the real struggle\u003cbr\u003e- White elephant gift exchanges for people who keep it 100% honest\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're hosting the in-laws, dealing with holiday shopping crowds, or just trying to survive another year of seasonal chaos, this ornament says what we're all thinking. It's giving major \"I'm fine, everything's fine\" energy while secretly screaming inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSometimes the best holiday decorations are the ones that make you laugh and feel seen at the same time. This ornament is for the real ones who know that the holidays are beautiful, magical... and occasionally require pharmaceutical intervention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShop this seasonal collection \u0026amp; find \u003ca title=\"Holiday Shop at Friends NYC in Brooklyn, NY\" href=\"\/collections\/holiday-shop\" aria-label=\"Holiday Shop at Friends NYC in Brooklyn, NY\"\u003eholiday ornaments, holiday cards, and more\u003c\/a\u003e at Friends NYC Brooklyn, NY!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterials:\u003c\/strong\u003e Glass\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/strong\u003e Imported\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize: \u003c\/strong\u003e4\" long\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNote:\u003c\/strong\u003e This is a novelty ornament for humor - not actual medication\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Misc.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42032076980318,"sku":"210000058828","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2636\/1058\/files\/extra-strength-xanax-ornament-cody-foster-friends-nyc-830.jpg?v=1771167094","url":"https:\/\/friendsnyc.sbs\/products\/extra-strength-xanax-ornament","provider":"FriendsNYC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}